To my fellow toddlers...

Mommy and Daddy are always trying to get us to smile for the camera. What is it with parents and cameras? It's like they think that by capturing the moment they can freeze us in time and show us off to all their friends and someday blackmail us in front of our future spouses and stuff. Well... they can make us pose, but they'll never make us smile!

Can you guess what frog-brother is doing?

No. I don't laugh nearly enough. I probably shouldn't hold it in like I do. But when I do laugh, it's non-stop gigglicious break-neck hilarity.

What I want to be when I grow up

Dad always goes overboard on his interviews. Click and see. He's silly. Oh, and yes, I, Graham, do not prefer to wear a shirt when eating. Besides which, it would just get dirty.