get smart

Untitled from jacq scott on Vimeo.
This is an actual quality assurance test video for the real cone of silence.

how much fun can you have on a sofa?

 

this much.

bucketloads

 
So many colors... so little toothpaste...

auto-matic

 
This will sound weird... but when we got into the vehicle, these unnaturally all-engrossing smiles crept upon our faces--as if it were something emanating from the car itself...

pickin'

 
You can pick your friends and you can pick you nose... but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. This is me, Graham, just a-pickin' and a-grinnin'.

US Open

 
If you think we're good at golf, you should see us mining for gophers.

spider-boy

 
In Texas we have really big spiders that float in the lake. The only way to get 'em is like this...