Lego warriors are no match for my prowess, my raw fortitude, my unchallenged devastational snarlified wrath. Not to mention that they're inanimate... Eat this, you conglomeration of tasteless plastic cubes! Dwell on the edge of nightmarish improbabilities as I whittle your entrails with my blade of slithering outlandishness! And call upon all your lifeless petrolioid comrades-in-color-blocks... none can save from my sending you back to your predisposition for wanton swamp-filled filibustering forsakenness!!!
I don't even have to set down my water bottle. This is child's play.
