Saturday, November 28, 2020

on the trail of the snail

Loosely based on a true story…

 

Once upon a time in a city called Marseille

The sun was shining bright, it was just a perfect day

For Emma and her Daddy to go and look for snails

So they headed to the edge of town to seek their slimy trails

 

Snails are really fun to catch - they're squishy and they're slow

The French think you should eat them, and call them "escargots"

Does Emma like to eat them?  No!  She would never waste them!

Invite them home for dinner, sure!  But not for you to taste them.

 

So Emma and her Daddy found a park in Southern France

Where they went and found some insects, bugs and spiders, flies and ants

"But where are all the snails?" - they asked Mister Dragonfly

"Surely you would know since you are always in the sky…"

 

Mister Dragonfly replied to them, "I fly too fast to see!

They go so slow, so I don't know - so why would you ask me?"

Go ask the bee; it seems to me he stops to smell the roses

From where he sits, he sees each one whose sticky face exposes

 

Emma asked Bee, who buzzed right back, "Honey, this ain't no time for stallin'…

I've got 2 hours to shop for flowers to find some yummy pollen!"

"Snails are slow, so look down low, that's where they will be found.

If you would find that source of slime, keep your eyes down on the ground!"

 

So Daddy crouched down and lifted up some moss, which, like a dark-green rug

When moved revealed that it had trapped a spotted lady bug!

She cried, "You saved me!  Who are you?" The girl said, "My name's Emma"

"My Dad and I are looking for brown shells with grey antennae."

 

"A snail?" "O yes!  Please, can you help?"  - they asked the Ladybug. 

She said, "I know just where they are, those houses-on-a-slug

They're not so far, and where they are I'm happy there to guide

You saved my life, it's only right -so stay right by my side."

 

Emma and Daddy marched the path of this their greatest need

No more hunts for snails on empty trails- let Ladybug take the lead!

And lead she did and took them to a space beneath a tree

Hidden from prying eyes and dragonflies and people - and that bee.

 

And there beneath their marveling eyes, upon that grassy pasture

Lay the unsuspecting slimy snails just waiting to be captured.

Emma's eyes grew big as she thought to whom she would extend

Her hand of love, that touch of care, the snails she would befriend

 

It wasn't long before a song grew deep in Emma's heart

For soon she knew that with her pets the fields she would depart

"How many, Daddy?  Can we take them ALL?  Each one of them's unique!"

"No, Emma girl, this is their world, this slime-bath by the creek."

 

"We must leave some for other girls and boys to come and find

In fact, with love, we'll leave them now this snack: my orange rind."

When they came home, inside their jar, the snails contained were four

Dad had said, with all Mom's plants, there's just not room for more.

 

Emma named them, all in order, from the biggest down to small

Joey was large, Jokester was tiny and Jimmy, mediumest of them all

But you said there were four, and FOUR there were - and that is what I said!

You are right, that I said four.  When we got home, Hi-Yah was dead.

 

It's true with snails, the change from country to city life is drastic

From living in pure nature to crawling along in re-used plastic

But with a heart like Emma's and care and feeding and spraying them with water

They can live on to slither and ooze just like a son or a daughter

 

So if you love nature like Emma, and if documentaries are not enough

And you live in the middle of town, and not around that slimy stuff

Then do like Emma - ask your Mom - tell her, Snails will make you glad

And when Momma says, No - snails are disgusting! ...then just go and… ask your Dad.