a plank in me eye- aye!

 

Shiver me timbers if I didn't find this old salt of a sea dog trying to swipe me booty with an old map... So I just wished this shark bait, "Fair winds to yah" and made him walk the plank!

short work

 

Ahoy, me hearties! Aye I may look like a landlubber, but I'll keel-haul the next jolly Roger who tries to take me pieces of eight from me poop deck!

it's a roundup

 

Rattlesnakes may be common... but WE are a rare breed.