life of piracy

After a season of buccaneering, swashbuckling and swabbing the decks, even pirates need a day off. This is where we like to kick back and rest. The life of piracy has its rewards.

piracy

Since becoming a pirate, I have been shot at, attacked by sea monsters, nearly drowned, and have gotten a pirate's tan. Avoid it if you can. The worst part is this plastic earring.

not happy

Pirates are not happy people. See. They complain a lot. They steal stuff. They don't do anything. That's why they so rarely get dessert.

be very afraid...

My name is Grace. I am a rusty mean old pirate. So don't mess with me and my pirate ship.