lost

 

I might not have survived the mysterious plane crash onto this mysterious island mysteriously unless I had been sporting the pink-and-other-flowery-multi-colored life-suit which I happened to find underneath my seat on the aircraft...

politics

 

I was just doing my job of digging myself into a hole until Connor came along slinging mud on my face. Daddy said, you guys should work for the government...

 

beached bums

 

look what washed up from the depths...

dare we say...

Mom and Dad said to each other, "Don't call him a daredevil or a stuntman--it might stick. It's not his identity..." I don't know what all that means. But this is fuuuuuuuuuunnnn! My name is Graham and I am 7 years old.

dare we say... from jacq scott on Vimeo.

They also mumbled something about "birth order." Not sure what that means either...

doorknob trick strikes again

This time it was me. So what do YOU do when it's 10:14pm and you're tossing & turning & just can't sleep? I tie a string around my tooth, tie the other end to the doorknob, and WHAM! One less eye-tooth, and one peaceful night's sleep! Dad really gets into this stuff...